Ashley
Anyways, Ashley is cool and she is Jessica's best friend. She hates slipknot and little boys named tony and nate. We think that she definately is the funnest girl in the world! She is also always very horny all the time...;) |
Jessica
Jessica hates you all and she says that you should go smell a donkey's uncle's sister's buttcheek. She thinks that you should all enjoy this website very much so. Jessica is also a very horny girl but ashley beats her with her status of hormones. Jessica likes to beat up kids named tony and nate. Jessica is also in love with other people that are secrets...shhhhh |
Who do we love?!
It's very simple who we love. Ashley loves Glenn which is so unbeliveably sad to me but to them its sublime. All grandpa's want Ashley. And Nate and Tony love us and they always beg us to marry them.
The Best Things
The best things are, waffles, making fun of andy's rolls, riding deer naked in the enchanted woods, hugging trees, making weird noises at old people, and dressing up like Hobos. |
This is Jessica's Pet
His name is Bob
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